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ALAN.S.ROBINSON says
Hello people
and other things.
What is it?
A singer songwriter.
Where can it be found?
Under stones, in small streams.
Is it contagious?
Not very.
Will it affect my dole?
Shhh!
How can I avoid contamination?
Wear wellies and rubber gloves at all times.
Can it be cured?
Yes. After all they cure ham.
Does it bite?
Only if provoked.